Religious Humor
When I was a kid, the Catholic kids went to Parochial School – - – Te Jewish kids went to Hebrew School. My parents were Lutherans – - – So I went to Reform School.
Read MoreDysfunctional Families
Read MoreI remember when I went to Kindergarten – - The teenage years can be very traumatic – - My teacher introduced herself to me and she asked what my name was – - I said, “My name is “Bobby.” – - She said, “That’s your first name – - Can you tell me your last name?”- – I said, “And I’m an alcoholic!” – -
Growing up Poor
For the first eighteen years of my life, I thought my father’s name was “Edgar Allen.” – - – Because whenever bill collectors would call – - – He would say, “I’m sorry – - I’m still Poe.” – - He never listened to Mom – - He was so poor, he couldn’t pay attention – - – He used to call a dollar bill a “dollar William” – - Because he never had one long enough to become acquainted with it – - -
Read More“Things I learned from my Parents”
Fishing line can be used as dental floss – - Shaving cream can double as mousse. To put on your hair, not to eat – - Multi-tasking: Taking a shower, then letting the dishes drain.
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